Made it!

I tried to compete with the weenies running next to me tonight, but the guy on my left only ran a warm up mile before taking off, and I got bored waiting for the girl on my right to find the acceleration button. I had to take matters into my own hands. I turned up the tunes and started running. Made it about half a mile before my throat was too sore from the lingering bronchitis, so I only ran one of my three miles. Guess that's a decent enough start.